The Astropalmistry report explores your soul purpose, personality, major energetic patterns of your past, present, and future through your astrology birth chart and palmistry. The reports are available in short, normal, and extended PDF formats, and each comes with hand-drawn, color-coded palmistry diagrams. BOOKINGS CLOSED 8/8 - 8/18.
If you require audio for accessibility, please just let me know and I will send an audio file instead of PDF.
To order, please submit your payment and email the following 5 pieces of information to email@example.com:
1. Your full name and pronouns
2. Your birth day
3. Your exact birth time
4. Your birth location
5. Crystal clear photos (ideally taken near a window on an overcast day, but flash works too) of the entirety of both hands, front and back, including fingernails (4 photos total)
Turnaround is 3-5 business days from the date of your confirmation email. Please contact me in advance for an optional free consultation with any questions or concerns, as I strictly cannot offer refunds or exchanges once you have received your confirmation email. Thank you for your understanding!
Short $33.33: 1000 words
Regular $44.44: 1500 words
Extended $55.55: 2000 words
Quick Spiritual Guidance
Ever felt like you needed a spiritual BFF that you could text anytime for help?
Perfect for when you need spiritual guidance FAST or if you're not ready to invest in a full reading with me.
Spiritual & energetic guidance
Tarot reading using the Pizza Witch deck
Nail & manicure readings (the meaning of your broken nail for example)
Guided spellwork & moon rituals
Please note I cannot offer palm readings via text. It is not a secure channel, and I care about the safety of your fingerprint data! Palm readings are only available through the secure system outlined above, under the section titled Astro/Palmistry Readings. Thank you for your understanding.
"Wow! This is so spot on and encouraging. Your quick portrait nailed me to a T. For the past few months I've been hesitant to take the next big leap that will push me further in my practice and my art. I was drowning in self doubt.
But the past few days I've been showered with an abundance of synchronicities, collimating with your wonderful reading that proves to me that I'm on the right path and that the universe knows how to speak to me in ways that I trust and understand.
I am SO HAPPY right now. Thank you!!!! Thank you so much. Extremely on-point and enlightening. But more than that, I now feel emboldened to take the steps I need to bring my world into focus."
"What an amazing gift you have! Thank you for the reading, I felt it was extremely accurate and provided me with more insight and a different take on what I’ve learned about my past and current life phases already. I read it aloud and my boyfriend was like 'yup,' 'yup,' 'that’s you' lol.
I was impressed by how aesthetically pleasing it was. The layout was so crisp and to the point, minimal all while maintaining a creative flair."
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